Adreenöz® is made from the finest adrenochrome humanity has to offer. We worship Satan, but still do bake sales and shit.
Our Position
Adreenöz® has a lot of clout in very important circles. If you attempt to steal our recipe, exploit our brand elements, or cancel us on Twitter, we will retaliate. We will have the backing of the most powerfully evil forces on the planet. It will be refreshing and delicious!
Community
Anyone that says Adreenöz® ‘sucks’, can’t be on our team. Their fashion sense is ugly like your parents or cowboys. Eliminate that sort of person from your life, and do it now. We only want the true ballers, so we can get this party started with energy and power!